Just added a Bake Off quick tag to my xkit and we’re ready to go. Can’t wait!

sarahexample:

My friend’s birthday is on Friday and I just thought of the best fucking present for her, I’m so angry.

It’s a personalised jigsaw of us drunk pushing her through a window because she locked us all out of her house.

She has a barbeque every year for her birthday, so I could make her do the jigsaw in front of everybody. It’s on Saturday, so I could order the jigsaw now and possibly have it arrive on time.

I’m a genius.

Side note: I’m severely sleep deprived.

Boom. Fucking ordered that shit. Just hope it arrives on time.

My friend’s birthday is on Friday and I just thought of the best fucking present for her, I’m so angry.

It’s a personalised jigsaw of us drunk pushing her through a window because she locked us all out of her house.

She has a barbeque every year for her birthday, so I could make her do the jigsaw in front of everybody. It’s on Saturday, so I could order the jigsaw now and possibly have it arrive on time.

I’m a genius.

Side note: I’m severely sleep deprived.

Tags: personal

gbbo-blog:

we have a date: WEDNESDAY 6th August BBC1 8pm

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

(via nope-not-true)

killedmycatatemytailor:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.

(Source: cady94, via papertownswithpaperpeople)

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

(via hi)

  • Gaston: I only wished to save her
  • Maleficent: I only wished to be invited to the party
  • Scar: I only wished to improve relations between the races
  • Captain Hook: I only wished to teach the boy a responsibility-
  • Ursula: I only wished to give the people a voice
  • Captain Hook: -so he wouldn't end up like me
  • Cruella De Vil: I only wished to have a coat made out of puppies.
  • Jafar: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
  • Gaston: THAT'S HORRIBLE
  • Maleficent: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
"I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life. If you are interested in something, no matter what it is, go at it full speed ahead. Embrace it with both arms, hug it, love it and above all become passionate about it. Lukewarm is no good."

— Roald Dahl (via beatboxgoesthump)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via mydrunkkitchen)

"He forced Hermione to show Snape her teeth - she was doing her best to hide them with her hands, though this was difficult as they had now grown past her collar. … Snape looked coldly at Hermione, then said, ‘I see no difference.’
Hermione let out a whimper, her eyes filled with tears, she turned on her heel and ran, ran all the way up the corridor and out of sight."

— A little something for all “Snape was a nice dude who was just misunderstood” people to remember (via theresavoidinmypolaroid)

(via comealongraggedypond)

laughingwhiteraven:

mistiryshak:

jesuislegrandefromage:

oblivi-latte:

can we just talk about the biggest plot twist in doctor who history

Can we talk about how I’m still not over this plot twist.

you can see the realization in the doctor and martha’s eyes as they’re smiling and it dawns on them that Jack is going to become a giant face

Just one line and I lost my shit.

laughingwhiteraven:

mistiryshak:

jesuislegrandefromage:

oblivi-latte:

can we just talk about the biggest plot twist in doctor who history

Can we talk about how I’m still not over this plot twist.

you can see the realization in the doctor and martha’s eyes as they’re smiling and it dawns on them that Jack is going to become a giant face

Just one line and I lost my shit.

(Source: fivesos-fallon, via levi-dont-survey-the-corpse)

sorry:

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

(Source: sorry, via sorry)

I can hear two kids on my road saying goodbye to each other and I’m dying.

They just keep shouting “BYE BYE!” while their parents try to have a conversation. It’s the cutest thing I’ve ever heard.

gaijingarrett:

I’ve watched this at least a hundred times.

(via contrakat)

simonjpg:

sext: watch the cornetto trilogy with me

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